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Thinking is bad

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Sometimes at night when I’m lying in bed I’ll have ideas about what to write about the next morning. Those are bad nights. Well, not bad nights, that’s an extreme way of explaining unwanted writing prompts that pop in my head before I slumber… What I mean to say is: I try to avoid those thoughts when they present themselves. The entire point of writing every morning is to...

Ranting wrap

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After a million tutorials on Ableton Live and still not being able to turn my mic on and record my voice saying hello and play it back so that it was audible, I went into my closet last night around eleven… yes. I know. I went into my closet. Haha. Funny. Someone must be laughing. Anyway, I went into my closet, where my podcast studio has been built, and opened my computer. This is the...

Email Software and Rummy Cube

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I just spent like ten hours setting up another piece of damn software so that I can capture emails when somebody who’s reading this shit wants to get a free copy of my book when it’s done. It’s not totally free–you still pay for shipping, but that’s not the point. Point is now I have no juice left to write this post now. I’m fuckin beat. My eyes are heavy again...

Vagapreneur ®️

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I went to this Internet marketing conference in Nashville last week called Funnel Hacking Live. It was a cross between The Wolf of Wall Street and a Tony Robbins event. Dick guys and brash bitches with lots of money screaming on stage about how to be more like them in life. But one of the things I heard some MLM dude yelling about on stage, and MLM stands for Multi-Level Marketing, AKA a pyramid...

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Instagram has evolved into arrogant soft-core porn

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Instagram is this place on the internet where only the fittest avatars survive; Corny comments produced with the sole purpose to lend an excuse as to why you’re posting another photo of yourself staring off into the interesting distance because you’re wearing an outfit the world must see. I imagine internal mind-fuck when I see a selfie...

British detectives, shiny holsters and high murder rates.

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Here’s the dilemma… I never launched Vagabond University’s podcast, but I did get two episodes in the can before I realized the audio was unsalvageable. The interviews were great, but unusable. Fuckin buzzkill. I mighta talked too much too… I think I cut my guests off a couple times. I’ll know that for next time: Shut the fuck up a bit more. But here on round two of...

The most important thing in life

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I started writing a new book. The idea behind the book is to get people to quit their jobs and travel the world. What an arrogant goal, but nevertheless, that is my goal. I can explain… No amount of “good job” is worth spending your remaining days at a comforting assisted living facility wondering what Kenya might look like. The time is never right. The money is never right...

I wrote this in the gym locker room

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Today I wanna talk about old dudes in the gym locker room that have full conversations with each other while they’re ass naked; naked for no reason. My question is: Why? Why not just put some clothes on? Your locker is right there. I mean, can’t you take one moment to wrap a damn towel around yourself before you get into the whole “my kitchen is leaking” discussion with the...

Why Subaru can eat a bag o’dicks

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I know it’s an intense headline, but I can explain… In 2016 I broke the Guinness World Record for longest road trip in a Subaru. The story went viral and I went on TV and some production company even tried to get a show made about us (me and my ex… who did the trip with me). I never thought to reach out to Subaru cause I was so busy with other interviews. Everyone I met asked me...

How do I become “more” of a writer?

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How do I become “more of a writer”? Well, I guess I should write more, right? But how do I do that? I already wrote like a million words this year. I even finished my second book–spent two years on it–only to conclude on the seven billionth read-through that maybe I shouldn’t put the damn book out. The Drifter Chronicles (my first book) was so good (at least I think...

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