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My happiness recipe and special formula to setting the right goals

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The worst is when I’m looking for direction in my life–when I’ve hit some I don’t know what the fuck to do right now moment, and I deep trek through YouTube to find an answer and the answer I find is: Just find your passion and create goals around those passions… or some shit like that. It’s like yeah, but the whole fuckin reason I’m watching this damn...

Everybody should know this man…

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I met a goddam hero yesterday: Emilio Scotto, and I’ll do a full profile piece on him soon cause this post certainly won’t do him justice. He was my first guest on my podcast (not live yet). I reached out to him because he had the Guinness World Record for longest motorcycle journey and basically said: “Yo, you got a world record, I got a world record… let’s...

Road trip hack: sleeping at Walmart

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We were in Eureka, California, which is not a beautiful place. It was day ten or so of our Guinness World Record road trip. I was under the notion that there were only three places you could legally sleep for free when you’re on the road (in the USA): Rest areas, truck stops, and Walmart parking lots. But here’s the thing about Walmart parking lots that I didn’t know at the...

My last shrink appointment

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I had about five months sober when I linked up with my shrink seven years ago. At that time, he was in NYC and I was living in Los Angeles and I loved our sessions. He became my mentor. Everything he had in life, I wanted. He always seemed well-composed, he gave articulate answers, he could make fun of serious shit and wore his humor like a trench coat. I really loved Skyping with him and looked...

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I just did Jordan Peterson’s self-authoring program. Here are my results…

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I just did the self-authoring suite that Jordan Peterson has on his site. It took me one month to complete. If you’re having trouble focusing on your goals, or think you’re picking the wrong goals, or have too many or too few, it’s pretty damn helpful. It’s basically a giant writing exercise where you explore what life might look like if you didn’t do certain things...

Beanie baby explosion

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Last night I’m at my girlfriend’s parents house and the topic of beanie babies comes up. They say they have a million. My gf’s sister says that shit might be worth mad money. So we get the bucket of beanie babies and find a beanie baby appraisal site; an official site. Trademarked and everything. We type in, “Clawed”… the name of the multi-colored crab. Wait...

First podcast guest

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Very excited to announce that Emilio Scotto, who has the Guinness World Record for longest motorcycle trip, just hit me back to be my first interview for my podcast. Wikipedia told me that it took him 10 years, 279 countries and a total distance of 457,000 miles. Holy shit. That’s so fucking amazing. That’s literally ten times the amount that I drove… and I did it in a car. The...

Personality tests

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I did it again. I paid another ten bux to take a damn personality test, but this time, I had my girlfriend help out… cause here’s the thing: I know how to game the system. So, now I can answer and skew the results in favor of the personality I wanna achieve. I’ve become so obsessed with those damn things that I have literally taken six different brands of quiz about twenty times...

“Who am I?”

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Last night I went into a tailspin trying to figure out: Who am I? What is it that I do? What’s my brand? Do I need one? I went into a job interview a couple months ago to help restructure a marketing agency and put some systems in place, and one of the chicks that worked there asked me a question I hate; one that I have no idea how to answer. She asked me: “so, what is it–what...

Media databases

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I created an online course full of twenty or so videos that show you how to pitch the press and get media write-ups. The only thing is, once you know how to do that, you’re going to need some kind of media database. So, I called up the media database software that I use (and have for 8 years) and said: “Hey, lemme get an affiliate commission for any customers I send you.”...

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